The Tri Lounge Jul 13, 2009 to Jul 16, 2009

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 19:11 Comment 189468
SQRN of Cardiff email: @
Thanks ray! It's just a badly bruised back of the hand and first finger. I saw cornhole earlier and she assessed me. :-)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 18:53 Comment 189467
ray of @ email: @
Whoa, SQRN, make sure you didn't break a wrist.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 18:42 Comment 189466
SQRN of Cardiff email: @
I can't go to work tomorrow because my hand is not workable in it's current swollen state. :-/

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 18:41 Comment 189465
SQRN of Cardiff email: @
I don't need to have a night like last night for a good long while. I'm wondering where I came up with the brilliant idea of the neck tie.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 18:08 Comment 189464
vimp of nz email: @
I ain't on the Book, so please feel free to forward any photos, movie files etc. Thanks in advance Squirrel!

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 18:00 Comment 189463
SQRN of Cardiff email: @
please no mention of neck ties on the Book!! :-) This will be our little secret here in the lounge, ok?

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 17:58 Comment 189462
vimp of nz email: @
...throw Tina and my wife in there and I gots me a party!

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 17:57 Comment 189461
vimp of nz email: @
Swoosh and Squirrel and a couple of neck ties in a hot tub? Oh my!!

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 17:54 Comment 189460
swoosh! of starlite email: @
Dudes, I was only crewing and pacing. The hardest thing was trying to stay awake at 3:30 in the morning! Ray, WHEN are you coming out here?!

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 17:51 Comment 189459
ray of @ email: @
Seriously, I've dropped more weight and I'm running sand dunes so that when we get out there, I can run the trails.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 17:49 Comment 189458
ray of @ email: @
Swoosh, you're my heroe.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 17:46 Comment 189457
SQRN of Cardiff email: @
I need to hang with Swoosh more!

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 16:56 Comment 189456
swoosh! of starlite email: @
Thanks Al. It was pretty fun!

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 16:54 Comment 189455
Al of email: @
Laura - It's better if I just leave the story at that. It's true, but sounds more interesting than it really is. If I tell the actual sory, you'll just say, "Oh."

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 16:53 Comment 189454
Al of email: @
Good stuff, swoosh!

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 16:49 Comment 189453
swoosh! of starlite email: @
Badwater was hot. I felt great the whole time and did not melt. I actually managed a 2 hr nap as our runner was heading up to Father Crowley Point. Paced a total of aboot 30-35 miles over the 2 days. We finished in 37 hours and something, just as a camper came to tell Chris Kostmann that there was a fire in the campground. He radioed it in, and we were already driving back down to Lone Pine as all the fire trucks were racing up the hill. Apparently they evacuated everybody out of the portal shortly after that. Then I drove home. :-)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 16:47 Comment 189452
Laura of @ email: @
Al: now that statement begs for clarification!

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 16:46 Comment 189451
Laura of @ email: @
and as for "Hippies Rule", they only rule if they drive a 750 il...;-)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 16:45 Comment 189450
Al of email: @
I once bonded with Sister Madonna over crotch lube. True story.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 16:44 Comment 189449
Laura of @ email: @
On the other hand, we could transfer him into an Arjo lift and twirl him around..that'd be amusing..;-)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 16:42 Comment 189448
Laura of @ email: @
If Aero gets banged up at that dojo and needs surgery, just don't get transferred onto my floor..I've got enough old geezers with Foleys to deal with thankyouverymuch...;-))

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 16:42 Comment 189447
ray of @ email: @
Aero, consider that the dojo visit may solve the whole triple thing for you. You may be relegated to a recumbent...but they do come in yellow. ;-)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 16:40 Comment 189446
ray of @ email: @
Swoosh, no badwater race report?

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 16:37 Comment 189445
Aero of Goleta email: @
HA! Nice to have friends...;-)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 16:35 Comment 189444
Mr Miyagi of @ email: @
Aero, you go to dojo, squish like grape. Better go yoga or go pilates. Then use head for something other than target.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 16:34 Comment 189443
swoosh! of starlite email: @
You really think you ought to be doing that Aero? You know, the creaky back and all ?? :-)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 16:33 Comment 189442
ray of @ email: @
Dojo? WTF? You mean you still have a couple of discs left in that back. Wait, you want to take them out all at once and have one bang-up whole spine surgery instead of piece mealing it. I get it.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 16:32 Comment 189441
ray of @ email: @
Aero, you're the second one to call me a woman today. My granddaughter asked me to put up my hands and she punched them pretty hard. Then she put up her hands and told me to do the same. I tapped her palms and she gave me this look of disgust and said, "You punch like a woman."

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 16:31 Comment 189440
Aero of Goleta email: @
Gonna hit the dojo later. First time in three years. I'm screwed.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 16:29 Comment 189439
Aero of Goleta email: @
Crap Rayman, the Squirrel's going through her soak-and-poke phase. It's all natural;-)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 16:28 Comment 189438
Aero of Goleta email: @
Oh, hey Rafe. How's the triple working out? Good?

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 16:27 Comment 189437
Aero of Goleta email: @
Freaking Fast Freddy man. Yes, triples are good for your knees and efficiency on hills. And yes, mirrors on your helmet are good for safety. But there are some things we as men cannot stoop to. Never ride the triple. Never.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 16:23 Comment 189436
ray of @ email: @
You can tell SQRN is a rookie nurse. No seasoned nurse would get into a hot tub having had the experience of seeing a variety of skin rashes and cooties that result from simmering drunk in contaminated water.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 16:21 Comment 189435
ray of @ email: @
Then I told my nurse no good can come from putting a brand new flagpole on a dilapidated shack.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 16:19 Comment 189434
ray of @ email: @
JD, I had an 88 year old guy with a million little problems like hypertension, congestive heart failure, diabetes, minor stroke come to my office and ask me for "The Love Pill." He said he couldn't remember the name but it sounded like Niagra falls. I sent him to a urologist.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 16:04 Comment 189433
E of email: @
Ya know what else rules? Bums with big tatoos on their faces! That's f'n cool!

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 16:01 Comment 189432
E of email: @
YER DERNED TOOTIN HIPPIES RULE!

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 15:27 Comment 189431
swoosh! of starlite email: @
HIPPIES RULE!!

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 15:23 Comment 189430
vimp of nz email: @
What are you, one of em tantric hippys?

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 15:03 Comment 189429
E of email: @
Sheat, I can get it to 190 at least twice in 30 seconds. That's some sorta record right?

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 14:46 Comment 189428
E of email: @
Mine goes to 11

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 14:42 Comment 189427
vimp of nz email: @
How high can yer get yer heart rate with 30 seconds of effort anyway?

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 14:08 Comment 189426
JD of @ email: @
Ok so last night I was watching the TdF and a commercial for Scialis or Viagra or some crap came on and the quote of the day commercial was: "Ask you doctor if your healthy enough for sexual activity." I was like WTF?!! DUDE! If you have to ASK your doctor if you can have sex then most likely your ass is in NO CONDITION to be screwing anything! Geez... 8)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 14:00 Comment 189425
JD of @ email: @
...sick. 8)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 13:51 Comment 189424
vimp of nz email: @
Rollin the ole Texan tuxedo in yer only today homeboy - a lil denim on denim on denim. Kicking it!

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 13:50 Comment 189423
FFO of . email: @
Sister is no slouch! She has worked out every day she's been here, doing at least a run and bike each day. Then she is doing Vineman this weekend. On Tuesday we went for a run up the firetrail near my house. I had to slow down a bit, but she hung in there. And she has since done the trail 2x alone. Amazing.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 13:49 Comment 189422
JD (throw'n scissors) of @ email: @
vimp (knucklebump) Sup Howie? 8)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 13:42 Comment 189421
vimp of nz email: @
You're both studs in my eyes, Fred!

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 13:41 Comment 189420
FFO of . email: @
vimp - Sister Madonna has been staying with us for a week. We went for a ride from my house. Whichever way you go, it's up. She's almost 80 and she grinds up hills with a 53/39. I was spinning along in my granny gear and I had to hustle to keep up with her.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 13:34 Comment 189419
FFO of . email: @
Sorry 'bout that, tiny. There has been a years-long discussion on the page - long before you arrived - about the use of triples. I thought I'd stir the pot a little again.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 13:33 Comment 189418
LaB of email: @
Buratino was at the ESPY's? I'm still trying to catch up after Al's instruction post on flour a couple of days ago

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 13:33 Comment 189417
JD of @ email: @
If was in Cali I would go hot tubing with the SQRN! HAYUL YAH! That sounds like a hangover waiting to happen. 8)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 13:33 Comment 189416
vimp of nz email: @
Bottom line man, a corn cob on the rear wheel looks cooler than a buncha dinner plates! JUST GRIND BABY! :-)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 13:31 Comment 189415
JD of @ email: @
so Fred? What gives with all the gearing BS post? 8)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 13:30 Comment 189414
JD of @ email: @
SQRN! -LOL! Hot tubing? AHA!...that sounds so 1980's! 8)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 13:05 Comment 189413
tina of @ email: @
I thought *I* was pushing the word limit rule earlier this morning....

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 13:04 Comment 189412
tina of @ email: @
That post is so long!! MY EYES! MY EYES!!!

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 13:03 Comment 189411
tina of @ email: @
Necktie as a bathing suit top! CLASSIC!!! LOL!

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 12:54 Comment 189410
Al of email: @
And don't call him late to dinner! ;-)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 12:47 Comment 189409
ironmanny of sd email: @
Aero - we're good as long as you don't call me French. :o)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 12:45 Comment 189408
FFO of This is for Aero email: @
2. COACH FRED Are You Kidding About Spinning? Q: Spinning up hills -- this is a concept that is foreign to me and I cannot understand how people can do it. I am no slouch on the hills for someone who is not ideally suited to them in size or age, but when I read about training routines with hill repeats that call for cadences of 70 rpm or more I just don't understand how mere mortals can keep that up. I like my 53/39-tooth chainrings and can bounce along out of the saddle on most long climbs with a 39x21 gear combination. But anything more than 60 rpm just isn't happening and I will usually average around 50 rpm. So is it possible that my body physiology does not suit spinning on hills? Or am I stubborn to ignore a compact crank or granny gears on the cassette? -- Malcolm Coach Fred Matheny Replies: A high cadence on climbs has distinct advantages. It helps you go faster because you're dividing the work into smaller bits. Instead of one mighty push of the leg to go a certain distance in a big gear, you may turn the crank 1 1/2 or even 2 times in a lower gear but with significantly less resistance. I discuss this in detail in my new eBook, Climbing for Roadies. But here's the bottom line: Climbing in a lower gear at a higher cadence spares leg muscles and transfers the work to the cardiovascular system. While leg muscles fatigue quickly, heart muscle doesn't. So once you get accustomed to the fast movement and the deep breathing, you'll climb faster and be able to do it longer. Lance Armstrong is the classic example. He went from a low-cadence climber in the early years of his career -- for instance in 1993, when he won the road world championship -- to a fast-cadence climber during the years he won his 7 Tours. He accomplished this with relatively lower gear selection and lots of practice so he could spin efficiently. It seems pretty obvious, Malcolm, that you are over-geared for your power production. Look at it this way: If Lance can put out almost 7 watts per kilogram of body weight for 30 minutes, he could climb a tough hill at 100 rpm in your gear of 39x21. But if you can generate only 3.5 watts per kilogram (typical of good recreational riders), you will need a much lower gear to keep cadence around 100. Your bike's gearing should be determined by pedaling cadence on climbs, not for any other reason. So my advice is to consider installing a compact crankset with 50/34-tooth chainrings and a 12-27 or 11-28 cassette. Or maybe even a triple crank that provides a 30x27 or 28 low gear if your climbs are steep as well as long. This is where many recreational riders have problems. Their egos won't let them use low gears like these, so they plod up hills straining on every pedal stroke, making hills harder than they need to be and risking knee injury. If they'd use appropriate gearing, they'd go faster and have more fun. Here's my basic advice for roadies: Choose gears that let you pedal at least 80 rpm on the typical climbs you ride. Sure, a steep pitch may drop you to 70 rpm for a short time and that's OK. But if you're geared to spin I bet you'll go faster and become a better climber.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 12:42 Comment 189407
Al of email: @
I don't think I'm old enough to hang with Sqrn...

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 12:41 Comment 189406
Al of email: @
See, JD - E doesn't even have a TV and he knows about the ESPYs. ;-)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 12:33 Comment 189405
E of email: @
Buratino doesn't watch tv; he lives a life that most of tv and movies is written from. Friggen elites, mang.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 12:32 Comment 189404
E of email: @
of course I know the ESPYs. I like girls.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 12:30 Comment 189403
Al of email: @
Hey E - do you know what the ESPYs are?

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 12:29 Comment 189402
Al of email: @
Did he get you caught up on "The Bachelor"?

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 12:25 Comment 189401
E of email: @
Buratino did all the talking

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 12:24 Comment 189400
E of email: @
did lunch with buratino t'other day. He ordered the salmon. I had chicken. I did all the drinking

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 12:24 Comment 189399
SQRN of Cardiff email: @
TINA- I went hot tubbing...after said hot tubbing my bra was gone, I believe I was wearing a necktie as a bathing suit top while in the hottub...JD many margaritas and vodka sodas can cause one to crash on a beachcruiser. It's all fun and games until someone crashes the cruiser.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 11:42 Comment 189398
swoosh! of starlite email: @
pretty sure about that.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 11:41 Comment 189397
swoosh! of starlite email: @
And yes, that's with ONE 'L'

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 11:40 Comment 189396
swoosh! of starlite email: @
I'm a Polack !

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 11:30 Comment 189395
Al of email: @
Don't toy with me Aero - it's not nice... ;-)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 11:27 Comment 189394
Aero of Goleta email: @
Crap Al, I'd pass your message along, but Jesse stopped wearing clothes, so I feel a little awkward around him...You wanna come out and tell him yourself?

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 11:26 Comment 189393
Aero of Goleta email: @
I'll take your silence as a 'maybe'.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 11:26 Comment 189392
Al of email: @
I wonder how our friend Buratino is these days...

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 11:25 Comment 189391
Al of email: @
Aero - Tell Jessie I said hi!

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 11:25 Comment 189390
Aero of Goleta email: @
Sorry Manacle, it had to come out sooner of later. We still good?

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 11:25 Comment 189389
Al of email: @
Manny: I met a girl from the Philippines last weekend. I wanted to impress her with my knowledge of Tagalog, but I couldn't remember anything except that what you taught us were repeating words that sounded dirty. LOL!

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 11:24 Comment 189388
Aero of Goleta email: @
OK ok, I know Mannfred isn't from Italy--I was trying to protect him against all your prejudices against his REAL nation of origin--Poland.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 11:22 Comment 189387
Aero of Goleta email: @
Gonna hit the col in a few...probably watch a few dudes ride off into the distance...

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 11:21 Comment 189386
Aero of Goleta email: @
Crap man, I'm guessing they wouldn't allow Ironmanny either. I mean, the dude's as Italian as they come--straight from the axis of pasta. No joke.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 10:22 Comment 189385
ironmanny of sd email: @
gentileman's club? That's where you go if you're not a jew, right? :o)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 10:00 Comment 189384
d2p of email: @
the Dallas Club? Is that one o them gentileman's club there?

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 9:35 Comment 189383
JD of @ email: @
I say early 90's I believe it was mid to late 90's. 8)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 9:19 Comment 189382
JD of @ email: @
At the time they were going around like their crap didnt stink and rightfully so because they were getting rich hand over fist but their money wasnt enough to get them into an exclusive club and it pissed them off bigtime. 8)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 9:17 Comment 189381
JD of @ email: @@
Back in the early 90's When BOA was getting up steam in the Texas the Board members locally here were all trying to get into the Dallas Club and were rejected due to the fact that they were all from Canada. It really pissed them off 8)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 9:05 Comment 189380
tina of @ email: @
note: when you google "boa mou", "boa mouthrot" comes up. true story.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 9:04 Comment 189379
tina of @ email: @
here ya go! Bank of America(BAC Quote) is operating under a memorandum of understanding that requires it to overhaul its board and address perceived problems with risk and liquidity management, the Wall Street Journal reports, citing people familiar with the situation. The MOU gives banks a chance to work out their problems without the glare of outside attention, the Journal notes. Firms that don't address deficiencies can be given harsher penalties that include a publicly announced cease-and-desist order. The order was imposed in early May, shortly after shareholders of Bank of America removed CEO Ken Lewis as chairman

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 9:03 Comment 189378
tina of @ email: @
Actually, I just read (quickly) about the Fed having put BOA under a MOU (memorandum of understanding)...a light-weight formal sort of 'clean up your act' action. As such, I think a bunch of BOA management was let go. I need to find the article again to verify however...

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 8:58 Comment 189377
tina of @ email: @
JD - not sure what I think of that. I'm not much of a fan of BOA (learned a lot about them during my time in California) AND, I think there are certain times in monetary matters that stuff like this (what Paulson did) does need to happen. (there are reasons final bank exams are not released to the public - final ratings are, but the details, no.) I don't know what the entire circumstance is here, but if BOA had initially agreed to the buyout and a majority of the recovery plan was based on this promise, I can see Paulson strong-arming them and would agree to what he did. The banking system is put together in such a way that a huge about face on a promise like this (relying on BOA to follow through on their promise) could really f#ck things up for the entire financial system. (this is all just totally my opinion of course)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 8:38 Comment 189376
Al of email: @
My issue with Cavendish is that his celebrations are making him the Chad Johnson of the peleton.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 8:14 Comment 189375
JD of @ email: @
I think Cavindish rode a dirty sprint yesterday. Dude was all over the place leaning on people from 2k in... That dude needs one good wipeout and his ass is done. 8)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 8:13 Comment 189374
JD of @ email: @
Ohmmmm... TINA?! I'm telling... http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090716/ap_on_go_co/us_paulson_bank_of_america

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 8:09 Comment 189373
JD of @ email: @
proof. Hot damn it! 8)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 8:05 Comment 189372
JD of @ email: @
Plus I do not need a prood of manhood. ONly posers need that. 8)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 8:03 Comment 189371
JD of @ email: @
Al -You get some crumb snatchers AND I m eitherat work or on my bike. All 8 TV's in my house stay on Disney or Nick or kids shows. I don't get a chance to watch TV at all. When they go to bed I turn on the Tivo of the days stage of TdF. I just don't get to watch tv at all. Hell I have to go to the computer to get the weather. 8)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 7:56 Comment 189370
Al of email: @
JD need needs to turn in his man card if he doesn't know what the ESPYs are. Seriously.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 7:56 Comment 189369
JD of @ email: @
Some kind of award from espn? wtf is that? Do they have to be on espn or somethin? Never heard of such a thing. 8)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 7:53 Comment 189368
JD of @ email: @
Hey boop what is the espy's? Sounds like a mexican restraunt. Is that an acromym for something? Must google... 8)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 7:51 Comment 189367
JD of @ email: @
I like white t-shirts on chicks. You know like almost see thru but not quite. Then poor beer all over it and its like a Hot Fudge Sunday to a man. Yummy... 8)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 7:49 Comment 189366
JD of @ email: @
I was back on the bike this morning with my broke ass toe. It did not hurt however now it kinda does. Rode my new bike. 8)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 7:48 Comment 189365
JD of @ email: @
Mikey! How the hell are you? Long time man...like 2001 right? 8)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 7:47 Comment 189364
JD of @ email: @
SQRN -OK I'll bite. HOW the HELL...do you crash a beachcruiser? I mean seriously...those are for like babies and stuff. 8)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 7:46 Comment 189363
tina of @ email: @
The only part of the outfit you'd care to hear about would be thin white tshirt and lace bra. any other questions?

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 7:45 Comment 189362
tina of @ email: @
hi sb! :-)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 7:45 Comment 189361
JD of @ email: @
FACEBOOK BLOWS MONKEY BALLS!!! So! Most importantly...Tina?! What are you wearing right now? 8)

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 7:45 Comment 189360
not All Guys on the Page of @ email: @
STFU AND TELL THE STORY!! do not be afraid to go into graphic detail...nomesain? Somebody beer me.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 7:43 Comment 189359
sb of @ email: @
Hey I bowl damn it!!!!! HI TINA!!!!!

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 7:33 Comment 189358
tina of @ email: @
(I don't have fb access at work, so if you posted it there, I can't see it :-(

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 7:33 Comment 189357
tina of @ email: @
how'd you lose your boob holder thing?

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 7:28 Comment 189356
SQRN of Cardiff email: @
I crashed on my beachcruiser last night and busted my hand and chin. :-/ Hurtin' for certain. Hasn't been a good week for the SQRN in the fall department.

Date: Thursday July 16th, 2009 6:56 Comment 189355
Al of email: @
(Not a Tour spoiler) This HAS to be what happened to Tom Boonan too!!! http://msn.foxsports.com/tennis/story/9811538/Gasquet-OK-to-play-following-cocaine-suspension

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 19:52 Comment 189354
Mikey of nz email: @
"Like.............whoa..............man.........hehehehehehahahahahahhahaha"

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 19:50 Comment 189353
swoosh! of starlite email: @
I wonder if everybody waits for the "Best Bowler Award" segment to hit the potty.

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 19:29 Comment 189352
swoosh! of starlite email: @
Boop definitely gets the page award for going to the most awards shows!

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 19:24 Comment 189351
Al of email: @
I saw Michael and his mom last week. Tell them I said hey. ;-)

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 19:04 Comment 189350
d2p of email: @
time tunnel 1966 not to be cofused with time tunnel 2002!

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 18:43 Comment 189349
Boop of LA email: @
I'm at the ESPYs....Michael Phelps is here with his Mom. Saw Dara Torres...I think she has the best body ever!

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 18:28 Comment 189348
swoosh! of starlite email: @
I used to watch that show with my dad. That and the Chicago Blackhawks. Good memories :-)

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 18:27 Comment 189347
KP of SD email: @
Reed and Malloy ... Classic!

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 18:20 Comment 189346
swoosh! of starlite email: @
Adam-12 ! I was talking to a friend last night about old TV shows we watched as a kid and we both were thinking of the same show but couldn't remember the name. I just remembered it. Adam-12! Thanks KP!

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 17:41 Comment 189345
KP of SD email: @
Freddie -- you old salty dawg! Who loves you baby? I do! That gallery had pictures of you when you were my age. Reminds me of the late 60s TV series "The Time Tunnel" where Dr. Tony Newman (James Darren) sends himself back in time! Doode! Can he get back? Can we get the Gallery back? I think so.

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 16:41 Comment 189344
FFO of . email: @
It looks like Wyanne finally pulled the plug on the Gallery. It was fun to go back every so often and look at our glorious past. Thanks for the memories, Wy!!

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 15:54 Comment 189343
vimp of nz email: @
Yer, shove that in yer pipe and smoke it E! I got's Boopsie talking to me! HA!

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 15:47 Comment 189342
Boop of LA email: @
Hi Vimp! Don't want you to feel ignored....

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 15:14 Comment 189341
vimp of nz email: @
FINE! the ol silent treatment eh! what-ev

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 14:17 Comment 189340
vimp of nz email: @
*pirate crickets chirparrrrrrrgghhhhing*

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 14:07 Comment 189339
E of email: @
FINE! the ol silent treatment eh! what-ev

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 13:56 Comment 189338
E of email: @
sphincter controlled gas axe

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 13:54 Comment 189337
vimp of nz email: @
HA!! "I thought I did pretty well with just a gas axe and my eyeometer"!

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 13:43 Comment 189336
JD of @ email: @
vimp -Dude. I get this e-mail today from this company that I reverse engineered a Medical Industry part. In his e-mail he says my part is Off. I'm like dude...WTF? I checked mine and I'm dead nuts. He's like...well I put it on an optical scanner and its off by .002 in a couple places. I was like....Dude...I did that with calipers! 8)

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 13:18 Comment 189335
vimp of nz email: @
You could totally get yer pirate wings with her! ARRRGGGGHHHH, THAT FEELS GOOD!!!

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 12:53 Comment 189334
swoosh! of starlite email: @
Of course I missed you Man-Man! :-)

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 12:48 Comment 189333
Captain Morgan pose of @ email: @
ARRR! The Captain's been here... 8)

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 12:42 Comment 189332
ironmanny of sd email: @
Admit it swoosh, you missed me. :o)

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 12:40 Comment 189331
Hall & Oates of The 80s email: @
"Pirate eyes (clap), they're watching you (clap clap), they see your everyyyyyy move..."

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 12:34 Comment 189330
swoosh! of starlite email: @
good grief.

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 12:16 Comment 189329
E of email: @
I LIKE A PIRATE EYE ON A GIRL!!!!!

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 11:46 Comment 189328
JD of @ email: @
vimp -That happened in the war.

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 11:41 Comment 189327
vimp of nz email: @
She's got a totally sweet right squinting pirate eye!

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 11:38 Comment 189326
JD of @ email: @
Or -Can you tell I'm wearing my Three Wolf Moon shirt under this dress?" 8)

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 11:35 Comment 189325
JD of @ email: @
Or -"Hope no-one tries to steal my Limited Edition Communicator Startrek watch." 8)

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 11:33 Comment 189324
JD of @ email: @
Iman -LOL! "Yeah...last time I kept feeling this poking at the back of my knee!" 8)

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 11:26 Comment 189323
ironmanny of sd email: @
No thanks, I had turkey beard for lunch yesterday.

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 11:13 Comment 189322
swoosh! of starlite email: @
"turkey beard?" !

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 11:08 Comment 189321
ironmanny of sd email: @
"I hope this guy doesn't try to roll me in flour like the last one did."

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 11:01 Comment 189320
JD of @ email: @
or -"I wonder if my G-string will keep this Shart from running down my leg?" 8)

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 10:35 Comment 189319
E of email: @
or- "I bet this guy doesn't know I actually have a penis under this skirt".

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 10:29 Comment 189318
JD of @ email: @
Or: Maybe I shoulda took a pass on the Funnel Cakes. 8)

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 10:27 Comment 189317
ironmanny of sd email: @
Personally, I think she's saying, "E, would you like to be king of my mountain?"

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 10:24 Comment 189316
JD of @ email: @
E -She should be thinking: "I should be at the Gym working these turkey beard arms I got." 8)

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 10:24 Comment 189315
ironmanny of sd email: @
My guess would be: something with polka dots? :o)

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 10:18 Comment 189314
E of email: @
this gal seems to be saying, "Guess what kinda underwear I'm wearing?" http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/cgi/gallerypicget.asp?pic=http://www.pezcyclingnews.com/photos/babes/babes09/tdf09st01gc-chloe.jpg

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 10:11 Comment 189313
JD of @ email: @
Boss is out today so Im kinda in charge. I'm going around asking: "Ya'll getting out of here soon? Cus I got to get the F^%#$ outa here." 8)

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 10:08 Comment 189312
JD of @ email: @
GOOD GOD!!! CAN PEZCYCLING.COM PHOTOGRAPHER TAKE SOME PICTURES OF SOME HOT CHICKS SOMETIME INSTEAD OF THOSE SKANKS??!! GEEZ MAN... I'm thinking there may be one maybe 3 that I would hit out of the whole bunch. 8)

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 9:55 Comment 189311
JD of @ email: @
Ok so here is the deal...If the TdF is going to throwback and go without radio's why don't they ride one day on throwback bikes? How friggin funny would that be seeing the likes of Mark Cavendish on a skinny tube steel rim'd 30 pound boat anchor with no clips? 8)

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 9:45 Comment 189310
JD of @ email: @
Lunch menu from Subway: (2) 12 inch subs, one tuna one chicken all veggies. 2 bags of baked lays chips and 3 CCC's. Should all be consumed in say 10 minutes. with breaks. 8)

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 9:44 Comment 189309
d2p of email: @
the moped joke reminds me of an long ago incident involving tanqueray and bottlerockets. i forget how it ended.

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 9:43 Comment 189308
JD of @ email: @
See. I told ya. 8)

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 9:25 Comment 189307
ironmanny of sd email: @
JD's got beef broth in his scrotum.

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 9:24 Comment 189306
E of email: @
BUTT SOUP! SPHINCTER SODA!

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 9:21 Comment 189305
JD of @ email: @
I bet that stires up the crazies on here... 8)

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 9:20 Comment 189304
JD of @ email: @
soap. HA! 8)

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 9:19 Comment 189303
JD of @ email: @
Also took notice this morning in the shower that if you did not put full effort into it the soup will not wash out from under the scrotum by itself. 8)

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 9:18 Comment 189302
JD of @ email: @
158PD! Took a decent dook this morning too. 8)

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 9:14 Comment 189301
JD of @ email: @
I'm thinkin subway right now. 8)

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 9:13 Comment 189300
E of email: @
"...cause they are fun but ya wouldn't want yer friends to see you on one..."

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 9:13 Comment 189299
JD of @ email: @
JD don't do fried. Fried makes me $hit like a christmas goose. 8)

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 9:12 Comment 189298
JD of @ email: @
I've ridden a moped once or twice in my day as well. 8)

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 9:09 Comment 189297
E of email: @
why? cause the fox will eat the grain?

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 8:58 Comment 189296
al of email: @
Easy. Make sure the fox and chicken are dead.

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 7:51 Comment 189295
d2p of email: @
heard at the SCOTUS hearing yesterday - "If you're so wise, how does a farmer get a chicken, fox, and bag of grain across river with one boat?"

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 7:50 Comment 189294
d2p of email: @
we'll never know except in theory.

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 7:35 Comment 189293
sissy of az email: @
If a husband is right more than twice in a 24 hour period, does the world implode upon itself?

Date: Wednesday July 15th, 2009 2:50 Comment 189292
sb of @ email: @
No Sizzler!?!?! Vegan ferries!!!!

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 21:53 Comment 189291
d2p of email: @
time for harry potter!

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 20:10 Comment 189290
E of email: @
I'm a larger lady. Reals

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 18:28 Comment 189289
Not Phats of nz email: @
I've dabbled in the larger lady. All the cool kids were doing it...

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 18:00 Comment 189288
sb of @ email: @
I'd kill for a trip to the Ol' Country Buffet

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 17:40 Comment 189287
ray of @ email: @
Pretty sure Al ain't at WC or she wouldn't have her posting restricted, gnomesain?

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 17:39 Comment 189286
ray of @ email: @
Crap, Al, I'm appalled that you posted that. You know E was just playin' dumb...and V was eggin him on.

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 17:24 Comment 189285
Al of email: @
Sizzler does not exist in Ohio. We do, however, have White Castle.

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 17:14 Comment 189284
sb of @ email: @
Sizzler, Denny's, Perkins, Marge's Truck Stop........

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 16:50 Comment 189283
Al of email: @
We don't have any decent restaurants in OH? I beg to differ.

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 16:38 Comment 189282
sb of @ email: @
But the fair is a few weeks off so for now I will have to stick to my nutritional plan. Girlfriend is on the way home with McDonalds right now.

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 16:29 Comment 189281
sb of @ email: @
2 Deep fat fried corndogs, fry bread, and a funnel cake with honey powdered sugar, gives me a wet spot.....oh, and a trip to the beer garden.

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 16:12 Comment 189280
vimp of nz email: @
A significant number of the larger ladies have multiple wet spots (armpits, back of the knees etc.) - can you just go for any spot where the flour sticks?

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 16:05 Comment 189279
Matrie'd Cusine of @Obviously Not located in Ohio email: @PriceyRestaurant
Excuse moi, but Madame, we do not allow for discussion of wet spots at la table. Only in le Lounge. ;-)

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 16:01 Comment 189278
al of email: @
Hubby and I are in a respectable restaurant and he says I'm not allowed to post any more on this topic.

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 16:00 Comment 189277
E of email: @
I was waitin ta see if someone would. Al you win!

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 15:59 Comment 189276
al of email: @
Hubby is appalled that I posted that.

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 15:58 Comment 189275
E of email: @
I don't know of such things, and I have no tv

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 15:58 Comment 189274
E of email: @
What's a wet spot?

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 15:57 Comment 189273
E of email: @
Why not bread crumbs?

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 15:57 Comment 189272
al of email: @
Um dudes. I can't believe I have to tell you this. You roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot. Geez.

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 15:48 Comment 189271
E of email: @
Deep fry her?

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 15:47 Comment 189270
E of email: @
And?

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 15:40 Comment 189269
vimp of nz email: @
Go skiing on her upper back hump?

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 15:35 Comment 189268
ray of @ email: @
E, c'mon mang, you get it. If'n you really don't, the punchline is roll her in flour and ...

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 15:33 Comment 189267
E of email: @
Fat lady and flour? I don get it

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 14:42 Comment 189266
LaB of sj email: @
Great America Amusement Park is running a radio campaign using "Come out and smell the funnel cakes" as a theme WTF is a funnel cake? I think it's fried batter. The parent company is based ot of Ohio. I don't think it translates in California

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 14:37 Comment 189265
Col. Sanders of Loisville, KY email: sanders@kfc.com
Manny, do you want that Extra Crispy or Original Recipe?

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 13:35 Comment 189264
ironmanny of sd email: @
I'm waiting for JD to chime in with a non-politically correct joke. Something about a metabolically-challenged female and flour... :o)

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 13:21 Comment 189263
E of email: @
Imo gonna need a carton o' dat!!!

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 13:10 Comment 189262
Al of email: @
Only if you've been breaded and fried in red hot oil first.

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 12:53 Comment 189261
vimp of nz email: @
HOWSABOT A LIL SUGAR-COATED VIMPY?

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 12:27 Comment 189260
Al of email: @
Only if it's been tenderized by an 18-wheeler first.

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 12:26 Comment 189259
E of email: @
deep fried opposum nuts....prolly

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 12:12 Comment 189258
Al of email: @
Pretty much.

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 12:02 Comment 189257
ironmanny of sd email: @
Deep fried staples? Man, you midwesterners will eat anything that's been breaded and fried in oil. :o)

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 11:54 Comment 189256
E of email: @
I'm kinda like that, crunchy on the outside and soft as pudding on the inside

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 11:53 Comment 189255
Al of email: @
These are staples at fairs and amusement parks in the midwest. Not the mushrooms, however, cuz that would be considered healthy.

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 11:53 Comment 189254
E of email: @
Can ya really deep fry a twinkey? I've neva had one. Is it crunchy on the outside?

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 11:52 Comment 189253
ironmanny of sd email: @
Also being sold : deep fried candy bars and deep fried Twinkies.

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 11:51 Comment 189252
E of email: @
Colorful mushrooms and wacky tobackie, but I wouldn't know aboot that....

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 11:17 Comment 189250
Al of email: @
Fried mushrooms aren't weird. Unless they were funny mushrooms...

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 11:12 Comment 189249
ironmanny of sd email: @
When I went to the county fair a couple of weeks ago, I watched a kid eat deep fried mac&cheese, and a woman eat fried mushrooms.

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 10:44 Comment 189248
E of email: @
Fried zuchini, I never understood that

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 9:53 Comment 189247
d2p of email: @
i was going to have an apple for lunch. but now i think maybe i'll go to a foodcourt and make the rounds. "If you can fry it, I'll try it!"

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 8:26 Comment 189246
JD of @ email: @
OK Ima go see if somebody wants to go to lunch early. I can't wait much longer. Maybe an hour but no more. 8)

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 8:24 Comment 189245
JD of @ email: @
We got a Sushi bar in our local grocery store. Last night I got some and it was awesome. Wish I had some right now but I ate it all. 8)

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 8:22 Comment 189244
JD of @ email: @
Maybe I should try that new Chinese place down the road for lunch today. Thank god its almost lunch time already. 8)

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 8:20 Comment 189243
JD of @ email: @
dammit...now I'm hungry again. 8)

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 8:19 Comment 189242
JD of @ email: @
I really like Chinese buffet too... Hmmm. OH CRAP...NEVER MIND!!! 8)

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 8:17 Comment 189241
JD of @ email: @
Subway. Don't forget Subway. 8)

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 8:16 Comment 189240
JD of @ email: @
wait... I forgot steak. Yeah steak too. 8)

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 8:15 Comment 189239
JD of @ email: @
...and Oysters. Oysters on the half shell. Yeah I like those. 8)

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 8:14 Comment 189238
JD of @ email: @
Oh and Cookies. Yeah cookies...chocolate chip. Yeah. 8)

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 8:14 Comment 189237
JD of @ email: @
...and turkey dogs.

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 8:13 Comment 189236
JD of @ email: @
there's two thinks I eat alot of: Peanut butter and honey samiches and cereal. 8)

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 8:09 Comment 189235
JD of @ email: @
No maybe 3 times a week. but only 3. NO wait maybe 4. OK SCREW THE PEANUT BUTTER AND HONEY SAMICHES AND JUST TAKE ROIDS AND EPO! DAMMIT MAN! STOP QUIZING ME ALREADY! 8)

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 8:07 Comment 189234
JD of @ email: @
...washed down with some EPO. But just a little bit. Like once a week. 8)

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 8:06 Comment 189233
JD of @ email: @
and maybe just a little bit or roids... 8)

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 8:05 Comment 189232
JD of @ email: @
THAT'S WERE ITS AT MANG! SCREW THE EPO AND ROIDS...ITS ALL IN THE PEANUT BUTTER AND HONEY SAMICHES!!! YEAH BABAY... 8)

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 8:04 Comment 189231
JD of @ email: @
Eating peanut butter and honey samiches. 8)

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 8:00 Comment 189230
E of email: @
So in today's Tour....

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 7:59 Comment 189229
E of email: @
I like the Flaviosparticus festival myself, that's jus how I roll

Date: Tuesday July 14th, 2009 6:53 Comment 189228
Flovesparko of email: @
I always dig the Vimp and Jen show but I'm really liking the Vimp and E show.

Date: Monday July 13th, 2009 22:03 Comment 189227
vimp of nz email: @
Hoffy and yer suffering! I betcha you're posting to the page while yer hanging from a door handle with a rope tied round yer goolies. Gawd damn it man!!

Date: Monday July 13th, 2009 22:00 Comment 189226
vimp of nz email: @
Badwater! Screw that crap mang! As soon as it gets over 65, Vimpy's looking for some shade and a cool drink!

Date: Monday July 13th, 2009 20:56 Comment 189225
E of email: @
And the choir boy pope dude claims fourth, first non podium, aka "loser". Sad kinda but not really

Date: Monday July 13th, 2009 20:54 Comment 189224
E of email: @
EPO!

Date: Monday July 13th, 2009 20:54 Comment 189223
E of email: @
BELGIAN COCKTAIL!

Date: Monday July 13th, 2009 20:51 Comment 189222
E of email: @
ROIDS MANG!

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