The Tri Lounge Jan 14, 2009 to Jan 15, 2009

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 15:28 Comment 170856
LaB of email: @
That just gave me a great idea for new start for the NY City Triathlon. Your wave could load onboard an Airbus plane in LaGuardia, and then when it makes the emergency landing in the River, you can jump out of the plane and start the swim. It would be just like the start of Escape from Alcatraz where you jump off a Hornblower yacht into the SF Bay. Security at the airport would not be a problem since nobody would have any shoes when they board, but you would have to put any prerace energy drinks in 3oz containers and bring them onboad in a plastic bag. And US Air would get plenty of publicity

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 15:23 Comment 170855
FFO of . email: @
At least for the duration. It is freaking cold back there!!

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 15:23 Comment 170854
al of email: @
Boop wasn't flying out today, was she????

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 15:12 Comment 170853
Laura of @ email: @
Sphincter/ass: Stridor/lung. Unless you are unusually talented and can reach all the way up to your lungs..then, yea..stridor/ass. ;-)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 15:09 Comment 170852
Laura of @ email: @
Fred, NorCal is looking better and better...

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 15:03 Comment 170851
FFO of . email: @
Laura - three little words: Move to California, sister!! Sorry - that was four.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 15:03 Comment 170850
E of email: @
I have a stridor lung in my ass?

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 14:58 Comment 170849
Laura of @ email: @
Hey Raymond, my patient is too nice to just do the phone-by. Next visit, she promised my clinical partner and I that she is going to make us Rice Krispie treats! All went fine and I made it home..now to play another round of "will the car start roulette" for tomorrow....:-)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 14:56 Comment 170848
Laura of @ email: @
Stridor lung sounds also sound like Mooooing..:-)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 14:21 Comment 170847
E of email: @
Fool me once shame on me. Fool me twice...fool..won't get fooled again! WOO!

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 14:10 Comment 170846
E of email: @
Domestic terrorism, audio style

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 14:06 Comment 170845
andrew of lyons,CO email: @
wasn't their big hit "i ran"?...as in "i-ran"?...as in "iran"? i smell a conspiracy.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 14:04 Comment 170844
E of email: @
sounds like everyone survived the flight on the euro airbus...110% would have survived if it were a Boeing product (think about it- maybe they woulda procreated and had some children during the event???)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 14:03 Comment 170843
E of email: @
flock of seagulls caused the crash? I thought that band dissolved decades ago?

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 13:47 Comment 170842
FFO of Live from CNN email: @
http://www.cnn.com/video/flashLive/live.html?stream=stream4

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 13:39 Comment 170841
vimp of nz email: @
Airbus down in the Hudson River!

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 13:36 Comment 170840
FFO of . email: @
On the other hand, we could talk about the weather. I hear it was 40 below in Maine. It's down to 70 here on God's side of the Bay!

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 12:56 Comment 170839
noel of email: @
Every good truck driver backs up before he unloads. (and no, that's not an acronym for the treble clef)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 12:36 Comment 170838
vimp of nz email: @
Make like a catholic and pull out...

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 12:35 Comment 170837
JD of @ email: @
Al -If there is anything unusual coming outa your butt I'd go see Rayman. Especially if its small clawless varments and fruit and stuff. Then he could talk about it on here. 8)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 12:32 Comment 170836
JD of @ email: @
I'm ready to make like a douche and get the F@ck outa here. 8)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 12:29 Comment 170835
JD of @ email: @
vimp -I see your nutin and raise you a steaming pile of #2. Or I call. 8)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 12:28 Comment 170834
JD of @ email: @
Dude? WTF?

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 12:28 Comment 170833
JD of @ email: @
Sphincter, Brown eye, butt hole, corn hole, poop chute, anus...

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 12:25 Comment 170832
JD of @ email: @
I lost count of how many Millions I have won from MSN Awards in Hong Kong. Dayum I'm lucky! 8)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 12:16 Comment 170831
E of email: @
at least one...

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 12:11 Comment 170830
vimp of nz email: @
Manny makes up a lot of stuff about what's in his pants, but I'd be willing to bet my house he has a sphincter tucked away in there :-)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 12:05 Comment 170829
Al of email: @
Manny's sphincter was voted "Miss Congeniality".

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 12:04 Comment 170828
noel of email: @
Wasn't Tom Cruise in a gay porn movie called "Sphincters wide shut"?

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 12:04 Comment 170827
vimp of nz email: @
I gots nutin! Yer can't beat that!

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 12:03 Comment 170826
vimp of nz email: @
Touche E, touche....

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 12:00 Comment 170825
E of email: @
My sphincter was voted best looking in high school; vimp's was voted most likely to suceed... With the boys, gnomesain

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 11:57 Comment 170824
noel of email: @
Mines speaks diarrhea fluidly.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 11:56 Comment 170823
vimp of nz email: @
MY SPHINCTER SH!TS ALL OVER YER SPHINCTER!!

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 11:55 Comment 170822
E of email: @
My sphincter kicks yer sphincter's ass! And it speaks latin fluidly

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 11:36 Comment 170821
noel of email: @
The mystery of the sphincter; one of the 7 wonders of the world.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 11:25 Comment 170820
noel of email: @
4 burritos and 7 tacos ago, our farters brought farts on this sphincter, a new stink, conceived in refried beans, and dedicated to the flatuation that all farts are created equal.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 11:16 Comment 170819
Al of email: @
psst isn't an unusual thing for a butt to say. I'd think it would be unsual for a butt to recite the Gettysburg Address, for example.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 11:15 Comment 170818
Not Noel's ass of @ email: @
pssst!

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 11:06 Comment 170817
noel of email: @
It's not sphincterly possible to say psst !

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 11:03 Comment 170816
noel of email: @
Sometimes sphincter's say psst! But that's just to get your attention.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 10:59 Comment 170815
E of email: @
Exactly! ;)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 10:57 Comment 170814
Vimp of email: @
What?

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 10:56 Comment 170813
E of email: @
Sphincter says what???

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 10:54 Comment 170812
E of email: @
If my butt said "Mooooo" I'd say that was unusual

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 10:52 Comment 170811
E of email: @
But can ya invent one that wipes my ass, does my taxes, has a camera and is handsfree within 5 years?

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 10:51 Comment 170810
Al of email: @
Uhhh... I'm skeerd to ask what an unusual sound from a butt would be...

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 10:41 Comment 170809
roger of ncw email: @
JD - you knucklehead. I know it's not a commercial product. That's why I said 5 years from now. But there already exist commercial products that are combination bluetooth headsets and cameras. Just not as well integrated as shown in that picture.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 10:34 Comment 170808
rayman of @ email: @
Laura, when I have to do community visits in below zero weather, I call them and ask them to put the phone to their butt. If I don't hear anything unusual, I pronounce them healthy and wish them good health until the next visit.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 10:27 Comment 170807
FFO of . email: @
Armstrong will get the answer on Jan.20-25. Here in the U.S. we can see Tour Down Under coverage on the Versus network at 4-4:30 p.m. on Jan. 18-23; 3:30-4 p.m. on Jan. 24; and 5-6 p.m. on Jan. 25. Also, the final stage will be carried on versus.com at 10 p.m. on Jan. 24. (All times Eastern.) The lineup for this season's "Cyclysm Sundays" race coverage is at http://tinyurl.com/a69uuj

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 10:09 Comment 170806
FFO of . email: @
Kids! There is still time to get your mail order tickets for the new Dead tour. You don't want to miss this one.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 9:35 Comment 170805
JD of @ email: @
Roger -Photoshop. 8)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 9:33 Comment 170804
JD of @ email: @
I just programed my DVR to record all of the TdU next week. This should be cool interesting. 8)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 9:32 Comment 170803
Laura of @ email: @
found everything except the Jane Fonda legwarmers and the canned tuna...;-)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 9:30 Comment 170802
Laura of @ email: @
Manny..we will be on the next plane! I was running around the house this morning at 6:00, alternatively cursing the school for being open and looking for the stuff that Swoosh said I needed...:-)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 9:28 Comment 170801
Laura of @ email: @
Hey Boop! Congrats on the school decision! And, when in Washington, a certain Miss Hilary is going to be there for the inaugural...no relation to the Clintons'...:-)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 9:28 Comment 170800
ironmanny of sd email: @
Laura - human's weren't made to withstand such temperatures. Come out to San Diego where the weather won't kill you. At least not in the winter anyway. :o)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 9:27 Comment 170799
Laura of @ email: @
In about an hour, I shall attempt to start the car again and drive to my very first home health care visit. We have a clinical requirement to do well-being, health history and follow-up with community residents. We work with the same family all through school, then hand-off to a new student. I'm getting to know my patient today!

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 9:26 Comment 170798
ironmanny of sd email: @
I wonder how long it'll be before it accidentally exposes some spouse's infidelity...

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 9:24 Comment 170797
Laura of @ email: @
I had to drive to school today..minus 21 F. In the 3 block walk from the Kern Center to my classroom, my hands which were in Thinsulate gloves, turned from normal, to red, to white and hurt like hell. Preliminary diagnosis..frickin' FROSTBITE! Ugh.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 9:24 Comment 170796
ironmanny of sd email: @
Or I can go for a virtual "swim" with Aero and rate the talent for myself.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 9:23 Comment 170795
ironmanny of sd email: @
That's an interesting vision of the future. I can watch someone go for a bike ride, and I can log the workout like it was my own. :o)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 9:18 Comment 170794
roger of ncw email: @
The link: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jamais_cascio/1817596072/

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 9:18 Comment 170793
roger of ncw email: @
This is a picture of a bluetooth headset-camera. Talk on the phone, while recording full motion video. It is linked over bluetooth to your phone and then sent to your friends (either in a private conversation like a phone call, or as a video micro-blog). These will be commonplace in the next 5 years, and will enable much richer social networking. Imagine having a discussion with someone where they can see everything that you're seeing (or not). This isn't ordinary video conferencing (which happens in a fixed indoor environment with large, costly equipment). This is mobile, unintrusive video conferencing and more. Imagine all of the cameras that will be on and recording around town when an event happens. Imagine publicly linking your video and audio feed on an internet micro-blog so that anyone can tune into your broadcast and eavesdrop on what you're doing. If something important happens, you become an instant reporter on the scene. If something beautiful happens, your family back home can see it live. Other people can "be" where you are instantly.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 9:07 Comment 170792
roger of ncw email: @
CHUCK! Need me to swing by the market for you and stock up your fridge in the beach condo?

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 9:06 Comment 170791
Al of email: @
Bruce Hanley, P.E.R.V. ;-)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 8:58 Comment 170790
ChiChaz of Chgo email: @
Bruce Hanley, F.E.L.O.N.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 8:48 Comment 170789
Boop of NYC email: @
Yeah, everyone keeps telling me it's easy. I used to be good in math so a little worried that I don't still remember it! And I have prep books that I"m studying right now. Then I'm taking a prep class starting next weekend! I'll be ready and I will ALWAYS talk to Aero!! You already have lots of letters after your name. ;-)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 8:48 Comment 170788
tina of @ email: @
I always tell people I learned WAY more as a bank examiner than I did from my MBA with regards to practical business knowledge, however, employers still value those three letters on your resume even if they don't truly mean much in the real world.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 8:46 Comment 170787
tina of @ email: @
Boop - I concur on getting the gmat study book. I did and it was a HUGE help.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 8:42 Comment 170786
JD of @ email: @
GMAT is nothing compared to GDAT. 8)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 8:41 Comment 170785
JD of @ email: @
I was thinking of Looking up an old episode of Fantasy Island in respect to Recardo. They should remake that show. I use to like that show. It came on right after Love Boat. 8)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 8:36 Comment 170784
JD of @ email: @
My boss has his MBA. He's a dumb ass. So there you go. Anybody can do it. 8)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 8:36 Comment 170783
Flovesparko of email: @
Ironmanny, I usually only get one crap out of my mouth before it freezing in place but you basically got it.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 8:31 Comment 170782
Aero of Goleta email: @
Boop-a-loop, if the GMAT math section is anything like the GREs, it's really basic algebra. Get a GMAT prep book and it will walk you through all the problem solving you'll need. Good for you on the MBA. Will you still talk to Aero when you have more letters after your name?

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 8:27 Comment 170781
Boop of NYC email: @
Tina - I'm going back to school to get my MBA. I'm a little stressed because this all came about a month ago and I've only got a short time to get my GMAT done and get my applications in. And I discovered that not having a math class for 20 years means I have forgotten all my algebra and geometry! So I'm studying like mad trying to get my brain to realize I learned this all a long time ago. ;-)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 8:25 Comment 170780
Boop of NYC email: @
I posted a couple of photos of my run this a.m. on my Facebook page. :-)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 8:24 Comment 170779
IronScot of Scotland email: @
Charles. Bruce. Funny, I just got my A/C recharged yesterday at the car shop - gotta keep cool in the long hot 68 deg F Scottish Summers ;)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 8:22 Comment 170778
Aero of Goleta email: @
Dan. Emmanuel.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 8:20 Comment 170777
d2p of email: @
more of a "in praise of shadows" thing

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 8:20 Comment 170776
Aero of Goleta email: @
Many Mannys make much merriment.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 8:18 Comment 170775
ironmanny of sd email: @
d2p - is that sound "crap, crap, crap, crap - it's friggen cold - crap, crap, crap"? :o)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 8:17 Comment 170774
d2p of email: @
"the sound of walking on snow at -14 degrees"

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 8:15 Comment 170773
ChiChaz of Chgo email: @
You guys have Santa Ana winds, we have Santa Claus winds. It's so cold here that we're using indoor pools as hockey rinks. I wish I could meet Roger for lunch on Via de la Valle today.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 8:14 Comment 170772
Flovesparko of email: @
San Diego temperature is almost 100 degrees warmer than it is in Illinois.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 8:14 Comment 170771
ironmanny of sd email: @
OK, enough tormenting. Stay warm my friends.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 8:13 Comment 170770
ironmanny of sd email: @
Which reminds me -- I need to get the A/C system in my car recharged. These SD winters can be brutal! :o)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 8:13 Comment 170769
Flovesparko of email: @
stick you merry attitude in your pants;-D

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 8:12 Comment 170768
ironmanny of sd email: @
I wore a tank top and shorts for my run yesterday. Think I got a slight sunburn. :o)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 8:12 Comment 170767
ironmanny of sd email: @
I'm at work, wearing shorts.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 8:11 Comment 170766
ironmanny of sd email: @
It's chilly here in San Diego. It's only supposed to reach 79 today. :o)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 8:07 Comment 170765
tina of @ email: @
I totally wanna hang with noel :)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 7:50 Comment 170764
Al of email: @
I think the cold has gotten to Noel.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 7:45 Comment 170763
noel of email: @
I like good beef. Spain's got good beef. Ricardo Montelban was tall. Ricardo Montelban's not Spanish. I didn't say he was Spanish. Well what did you say. I like good beef. Marshall Dillon was tall.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 7:44 Comment 170762
d2p of email: @
just a reminder, don't lick flagpoles - http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-ap-in-odd-tongue-pole,0,1360269.story

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 7:43 Comment 170761
Al of email: @
I think I know where that McDonalds is. I think that means I've been to SoCal one too many times...

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 7:36 Comment 170760
Roger of Ncw email: @
I am at McDonalds in Del Mar. The one on Via De La Valle near the track. Me and this McD's go way back. Way. Prolly still be coming here when I'm in my late forties/early fifties.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 6:37 Comment 170759
tina of @ email: @
from waaaaaaaaay back in the day...

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 6:37 Comment 170758
tina of @ email: @
I would like KP's permission to tell a funny KP story....

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 6:36 Comment 170757
tina of @ email: @
You don't feel anything after the first second cuz everything goes numb. That, and your snot freezes in your nose.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 6:34 Comment 170756
Flovesparko of email: @
Boop, -24 isn't that bad, you hardly feel anything after the first second. I've got a great house that I gladly trade you for you LA apartment.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 6:34 Comment 170755
tina of @ email: @
FLUFFED AND FLEECED!!! Now...about the school thing...DISH!!!!!

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 6:28 Comment 170754
Boop of NYC email: @
I feel like a wimp when I see the temps posted by Rayman, Alynn & Tina....but then again I belong where it's 82 and sunny today so I'm feeling pretty good about dealing with the 18 degrees! :-)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 6:25 Comment 170753
Boop of NYC email: @
Oh yeah, now I'm enjoying a latte in my warm hotel room. THat's for Tina too. ;-)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 6:23 Comment 170752
Boop of NYC email: @
Tina! I just ran for an hour in Central Park. 18 degrees and snowing. BRRRR!!! My tights aren't thick enough so my legs were cold but otherwise, it was beautiful! I can't complain since it's way colder where you are....

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 6:17 Comment 170751
IronScot of Scotland email: @
wintry 48 F here lol! I went for an interview this morning - I wore jeans and an open necked white shirt - rules rules rules - I fed up wearing suits & ties :) If it ain't working - adapt and change...

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 6:01 Comment 170750
SQRN of Cardiff email: @
170742...love it rayman!! LOL!!! We have lots and lots of c-diff right now. Not so hot! :-(

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 6:00 Comment 170749
SQRN of Cardiff email: @
Laura loves cardio...I do not!!! :-/ACK!

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 5:51 Comment 170748
tina of @ email: @
Dear Everyone: Don't crowd the plow. Yer welcome.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 5:51 Comment 170747
tina of @ email: @
Sorry sissy, but you brought this on yourself...

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 5:50 Comment 170746
tina of @ email: @
Hey sissy.... *PUNCH!*

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 5:49 Comment 170745
tina of @ email: @
STEER IN THE DIRECTION OF THE SKID PEOPLE!!!!

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 5:42 Comment 170744
sissy of az email: @
must not post......... ARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH +46!

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 5:38 Comment 170743
Al of email: @
That's just wrong, Rayman.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 5:37 Comment 170742
rayman of @ email: @
On the up side, if people complain of diarrhea today I'll tell them if they go outside their stool will be solid again.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 5:36 Comment 170741
rayman of @ email: @
Update. My suburb -24F. Should get to a blistering -1F or 0 by noon.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 5:25 Comment 170740
d2p of email: @
-14 here. only saw three bikes on the street on my way to work at 7am. schools here and milwaukee are closed. malls will probably be packed.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 5:24 Comment 170739
Al of email: @
+9F here. Flip flop weather compared to Tina and Rayman.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 5:23 Comment 170738
rayman of @ email: @
tina, throw some boiling water out the window--way cool to watch it turn to ice before it hits the ground. -18F here.

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 5:22 Comment 170737
tina of @ email: @
*insert tina slowly and sadly walking around her loft in her pj's and flip flops (and drinking coffee) trying to relive her California days...*

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 5:21 Comment 170736
tina of @ email: @
Oops. Sorry. Temperature update from St. Paul. 21 below. I MISS WEARING MY FLIP FLOPS OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 5:07 Comment 170735
tina of @ email: @
temperature report from St. Paul Minnesota...20 below :(

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 5:06 Comment 170734
tina of @ email: @
BOOP!!!!! info on your school plans please!!!!!!!!!!! I heart school :)

Date: Thursday January 15th, 2009 3:55 Comment 170733
E of email: @
Now get the hell up and go run slackers!

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 21:45 Comment 170732
vimp of nz email: @
19 hours earlier than you, Meat! :-)

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 20:36 Comment 170731
roger of ncw email: @
Man, you kiwis sure get to go home early each evening!! ;-)

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 20:34 Comment 170730
vimp of nz email: @
I POLOGISE! I call you now! You want me to get any milk? A hot pocket? Perhaps some sharks with laser beams attached to their heads?

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 20:33 Comment 170729
vimp of nz email: @
I'm going out drinking with the guys tonight - please arrange for my dinner to be warm at 1:30am and have the electric blank on my side of the bed on level "2". Oh, I may be a bit frisky when I come home SO MAKE SURE YER READY TO GO, M'KAY?!

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 20:20 Comment 170728
Mrs. Vimp of NZ email: @
Harry! Headed home soon?

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 19:34 Comment 170727
roger of ncw email: @
LIWIC!! :-) (that's an acronym that means, "Laughing Inside - Where It Counts).

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 18:55 Comment 170726
KP of SD email: @
"Firewoman", "Sweet Soul Sister", that crew knew stuff.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 18:52 Comment 170725
softrider! of @ email: @
Sorry, Manray - I thought you were being funny.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 18:31 Comment 170724
vimp of nz email: @
Riding The Cult's Soul Asylum.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 18:22 Comment 170723
rayman of @ email: @
Damnit softie, I was serious yesterday. The concentration of Masengill Douche will disinfect your gym equipment. I't freakin' vinegar and water in a funny shaped squeeze bottle.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 18:16 Comment 170722
softrider! of @ email: @
What are you taking, Boop?

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 18:11 Comment 170721
Boop of NYC email: @
Congrats Laura! That's fantastic! I'm about to start studying as well...all the peeps have motivated me to go back to school. :-)

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 16:49 Comment 170720
tina of @ email: @
170711!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 16:30 Comment 170719
softrider! of @ email: @
Thanks, Laura! Those were the proportions I was looking for!

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 16:30 Comment 170718
Laura of @ email: @
Thanks Roger!! I do believe that my calling is going to be as a Nurse Practitioner, specializing in cardiology..absolutely love what I am doing!

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 16:26 Comment 170717
roger of ncw email: @
Congratulations, Laura, on your 95 grade in clinical! :-)

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 16:24 Comment 170716
Laura of @ email: @
Hey Softie! Thanks! The recipe for the spray is just plain old vinegar and water: 25% vinegar to 75% water. That's it. It's a good general cleaner.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 16:22 Comment 170715
vimp of nz email: @
Basically a three hour boat trip followed by 10 hours of driving!

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 16:21 Comment 170714
vimp of nz email: @
Softie - we're at the bottom of the North Island and Omarama is 3/4 of the way down the South Island :-)

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 16:21 Comment 170713
Sarah Paulin of Alaska email: @
I can see Vimp's mooj from my house!

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 16:18 Comment 170712
clm of sf email: @
what else do you keep in the car? A DRIVER! Tall, dark and handsome and funny. I'll keep him around. ;-) BEAUTIFUL freaking day in SF and I'm stuck inside.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 16:06 Comment 170711
McGyever of TVLand email: McGyver@abc.com
Rita's emergency kit is like the motherload. I could get out of any situation with all that stuff. Disarm suitcase nuke? Give me the waterproof matches, energy drink, tampon, duct tape, and a shot of espresso

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 16:03 Comment 170710
softrider! of @ email: @
Geez. You're right at the south end of NZ - a loooong ways away. No wonder I couldn't see you.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:59 Comment 170709
E of email: @
I don't allow myself to hose and tell...we did build a huge snow cave in last night's winter rescue drill

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:57 Comment 170708
softrider! of @ email: @
Vimp - How close are you to Omarama?

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:56 Comment 170707
softrider! of @ email: @
You rock, swoosh!

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:56 Comment 170706
vimp of nz email: @
Hoffy - you hosed anything latery, be it fire or biological? Spill!

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:54 Comment 170705
softrider! of @ email: @
Hey, Laura; A couple of years ago you posted a sanitizing spray recipe for gym equipment. Can you repost it? I tried looking online yesterday, but couldn't find what I ~think~ I'm looking for. I'll try them if you don't post, so no pressure... ;-)

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:53 Comment 170704
swoosh! of starlite email: @
Thanks, yes. ALWAYS.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:52 Comment 170703
softrider! of @ email: @
Congrats, Laura!

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:51 Comment 170702
softrider! of @ email: @
Sorry to hear about your friend's daughter. Tragic loss. ALWAYS stay with the vehicle.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:47 Comment 170701
swoosh! of starlite email: @
i had second thoughts after i realized how hard it must be to type 'toilet' correctly on a crackberry ;-))

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:45 Comment 170700
softrider! of @ email: @
I thought you'd think it was E. My bad ;-)

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:44 Comment 170699
softrider! of @ email: @
I don't know what the h3ll that is supposed to mean. Sorry...

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:44 Comment 170698
swoosh! of starlite email: @
E!

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:43 Comment 170697
not vimp or JD of @ email: @
Why do you need tampons when you have toilet paper and duct tape? ;-)

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:32 Comment 170696
E of email: @
Houses of the Holy. Wonof the best

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:31 Comment 170695
E of email: @
fer those that is countin- Close the door, turn out the light, Moby won' be home tonight... level 9!

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:30 Comment 170694
E of email: @
TYPOS? CRAP SWOOSH THEY DON MAKE BLACKBERRY FOR DOODES WITH HUGE APPENDIGES YA KNOW! CROIKEY! ;)

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:30 Comment 170693
swoosh! of starlite email: @
I hadn't thought of an espresso maker! I know, it all sounds silly, but it took just one huge storm a few years back (nearly 9 feet of snowfall over a weekend in Mammoth and the death of the daughter of a friend of mine) to convince me to be overly prepared: http://www.cagenweb.com/monobbs/viewtopic.php?p=7&sid=206907f29ff60565b3f44a5180f8e1d3

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:21 Comment 170692
rayman of @ email: @
Do you have a Jane Fonda video to go with those leggings? ;-)

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:18 Comment 170691
vimp of nz email: @
Jayzus Swoosh - do you own a semi? :-)

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:18 Comment 170690
swoosh! of starlite email: @
I'm not a big tuna eater either, but, it's canned so it can stay in the kit and not go bad, and it's high protein.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:12 Comment 170689
swoosh! of starlite email: @
hey .... what happened to my bag of mini snickers??!!!!

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:12 Comment 170688
Laura of On the Lake email: @icebox
Swoosh, that is quite a list! Makes sense to me..well, maybe not the canned tuna (don't like the stuff)..but, everything else, thanks!

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:09 Comment 170687
vimp of nz email: @
Kinda feeling a little guilty sitting here on 80 and fine, Piedra. Kinda. ;-)

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:09 Comment 170686
Laura of @ email: @
Hi Ray, Well, yea..but I have it in my calendar that Miss Tina is due for a 98 in that class! ;-)

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:09 Comment 170685
swoosh! of starlite email: @
2 liters bottled water, 2cans of tuna, a can opener, an Esbit pocket stove + fuel cubes, waterproof/windproof matches, 6'x8' tarp, a pair of fleece leggings, a down hood, a bright orange tarp, toilet paper, tampons, duct tape, extra pair of gloves, an empty gatorade bottle, 4 ziploc baggies, dog leash, dog food, a baggie of Carbo-pro mixed with gatorade powder, couple small packets of sunscreen, flares. Down sleeping bag, down booties, avvy shovel, tire chains. I always have my cell but it doesn't always work everywhere out here.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:07 Comment 170684
rayman of @ email: @
Crap, it's getting cold--better crank up the heat. We're going way below zero tonight.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:05 Comment 170683
rayman of @ email: @
Laura, make it a point to return the congratulations when tina pulls a 95 in hemanmunster class. ;-)

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:03 Comment 170682
rayman of @ email: @
Espresso maker that plugs into the lighter?

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:02 Comment 170681
Laura of @ email: @
Swoosh, works for me! So, are you carrying water, food, what else?

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:01 Comment 170680
Laura of @ email: @
Thanks, Tina! I was really shocked!

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:00 Comment 170679
swoosh! of starlite email: @
it's based on the theory that if you're going to be stranded in your car for a day or more, you may as well be comfortable! :-)

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 15:00 Comment 170678
Laura of @ email: @
Ok, seriously, it was white-out conditions this morning at 4:30..somewhat scary. I've got another clinical tomorrow at 8:00 (hoping it gets canceled). But, aside from a blanket, cell-phone, small shovel, flares, what else do you keep in the car, Swoosh?

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 14:59 Comment 170677
tina of @ email: @
95! CONGRATS LAURA! THAT'S SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! :)

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 14:58 Comment 170676
Laura of @ email: @
Swoosh, does it involve chickens in the glove compartment? ;-))

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 14:56 Comment 170675
swoosh! of starlite email: @
Laura, I can send you a list of the contents in my winter survival kit that I keep in my car if that'll help :-)

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 14:56 Comment 170674
Laura of @ email: @
"I know my own needs...and they are met on the highway". Richardo LaBerge, '09

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 14:52 Comment 170673
Laura of @ email: @
LOLOLO, LaBerge! Hey, I think I saw one of those richly appointed Corinthian Leather, fine vehicles do a jack-knife into a truck on I94 this morning...

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 14:48 Comment 170672
Labergo Montalban of email: @
Laura, about your drive into school today. Maybe you should condier this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIL3fbGbU2o

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 14:48 Comment 170671
Laura of @ email: @
Now the weather guy is reminding all to pack extra blankets in the car in case you are stranded..WHY NOT JUST PARK THE CAR AND STAY HOME?

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 14:45 Comment 170670
Laura of @ email: @
In case anyone wondered (doubtful..;-) yes, my car did start this morning at o'dark hundred, I made it to clinical to find out midterm grades were posted. Scored 95, highest in the class..made the drive suddenly worthwhile..

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 14:43 Comment 170669
Laura of @ email: @
Just heard on Milwaukee TMJ4..to make sure your furnace is operating properly, check to see if there are any critters stuck in the burner box..ah, Wisconsin.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 14:37 Comment 170668
Ed McMahon of Jersey email: Ed@trumps_discount_mtg.com
Rita, YOU ARE CORRECT!

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 14:35 Comment 170667
rayman of @ email: @
You gotta love that Seti Alpha 5 or was that 6. I spewed on my computer.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 14:34 Comment 170666
rayman of @ email: @
I would agree those are very lab like posts. ;-)

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 14:16 Comment 170665
swoosh! of starlite email: @
LOL ! OK, before I am tempted to check the source of the McCoy post, I am going to venture a guess as to who posted it. First, I was going to say Vimp. And then, E (although I don't see any typos... ;-) ... but then, LaBerge ... so I'm going with LaB - ??!!

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 14:14 Comment 170664
McCoy of email: @
He's dead, Jim

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 14:13 Comment 170663
Kahn of Seti Alpha Five (or was that six) email: @
"Ah, my old friend Kirk, do you know the Klingon proverb that says revenge is a dish best served cold? It is very cold in space."

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 14:13 Comment 170662
of email:

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 14:09 Comment 170661
rayman of @ email: @
He won't be the most macho guy in heaven because Fernando Lamas was always un poquito mas macho.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 14:00 Comment 170660
sissy of az email: @
Ricardo Mantalban :-(

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 13:23 Comment 170659
E of email: @
the handle? oh, I didn't think aboot that end of the pan...

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 13:16 Comment 170658
vimp of nz email: @
There only thing you need to recycle is yer bike - right after yer morning session!

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 13:14 Comment 170657
JD of @ email: @
This last week Kristin bought another trash can and labeled it "Recycle". I looked at her like she had horns on and she said: "What?" I said she was turning into a Democrat and I Laughed my ass off. Then this past weekend she went outside and bagged up about 40+ bags of leaves. I was like: "Way to go Recycle Momma. You just preserved the earths most biodegradable substance until the next ice age and that the plastic bags only had a half life of like 200 years or so." I won't repeat what she said. 8)

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 13:07 Comment 170656
JD of @ email: @
vimp Blew out a hemroid with a frying pan? WTF? 8)

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 13:04 Comment 170655
JD of @ email: @
Speaking of Liquid economy I gotta go drain the Rumple Tinkle Stick. 8)

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 13:03 Comment 170654
JD of @ email: @
vimp -any more comments on female anatamy and stuff? 8)

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 12:59 Comment 170653
vimp of nz email: @
Hoffy - you go for the handle or head? I'm slowly building up.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 12:58 Comment 170652
vimp of nz email: @
Those students showed some great entrepreneurial spirirt! Mo money to spend, mo taxes, mo money for bailouts - you could almost praise em for introducing some liquidity to the local economy! I do however say this tounge in cheek and am confident they turned into douchebags after leacing Sissy!

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 12:57 Comment 170651
E of email: @
If by "putting away a pan" you mean "inserting pan into ass" then yes, undertood

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 12:56 Comment 170650
Al of email: @
My giant carbon footprint and I are going to the gym now. Later.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 12:55 Comment 170649
vimp of nz email: @
I got a 10% chance of giving 1-2 inches.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 12:54 Comment 170648
Al of email: @
vimp killed an innocent parallelogram? Tragic.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 12:53 Comment 170647
Al of email: @
We had a 90% chance today of getting 1-2 inches. We got squa-dooch.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 12:51 Comment 170646
vimp of nz email: @
Blew out a rhomboid putting away a frying pan this morning. WTF?

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 12:50 Comment 170645
ChiChaz of Chgo email: @
Polar bears with snowball launchers. You want some firsthand experience, Al, come visit me. Blizzards today and tomorrow they say we'll be lucky to get above zero.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 12:46 Comment 170644
Al of email: @
Headline on local tv station website: "Arctic Attack Approaching" Does that mean I should be on the lookout for polar bears with rocket launchers?

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 12:46 Comment 170643
ChiChaz of Chgo email: @
"I'll be sitting on a small piece of leather, that's well put together" KP's gone all Ted Geisel on us.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 12:20 Comment 170642
swoosh! of starlite email: @
probably saves companies a ton in worker's comp claims though. the guys that pick up at my mom's actually still get off the truck and walk up the driveway, open the back fence, and carry the trash can out. I'm not sure if she pays extra for that, or, if they just do it because she's 81 years old.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 12:10 Comment 170641
KP of SD email: @
Back in those days we rode on the back of the truck, hoped off at each house, picked up the garbage cans and dumped that stuff by hand. Can't believe the guys these days never leave the truck! Sheeeesh ....

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 12:10 Comment 170640
swoosh! of starlite email: @
Alynn - I can send you a small care package!! :-) I owe you for the cookies, afterall .... I still have your address.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 12:09 Comment 170639
swoosh! of starlite email: @
Yeah, my mom's warning whenever I'm climbing around is "don't put an eye out!"

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 12:07 Comment 170638
KP of SD email: @
As a kid I picked lemons in the prchards with the illegals in Carpinteria. That is _tough_ work. Got all scratched up and it was back-breaking sh*t. Harder work than when I was a garbage man in Santa Barbara. I was in heaven when I transitioned to the beach gig.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 12:06 Comment 170637
KP of SD email: @
Thank you! I may ask for her addy.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 12:05 Comment 170636
Al of email: @
My grammy's fruit trees in Phx didn't do much this year, so no care package for me this winter. :-(

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 12:03 Comment 170635
swoosh! of starlite email: @
ok - when I was out there to see my mom last weekend, there was a ton of oranges, lemons, and grapefruit on the trees in her yard. I picked a bunch, but there is still so much left, that I told her some of my friends from here were thinking of going out to ride next month and I would tell them they could stop by. You're welcome to do the same. If you want any it's free for the pickin. You might have to climb a ladder though. If you're interested, let me know, and I'll send you her number and address. :-)

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 12:01 Comment 170634
E of email: @
Increase yer carbon footprint please. There's ice on my walkway and I want it gone today. Lil' help please

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 11:59 Comment 170633
KP of SD email: @
Maybe hang out by the fire pits Saturday evening, listening to something like Chris Brown doin' "Forever". Maybe te that party to another level. I don't know, it depends if Phats comes out.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 11:58 Comment 170632
Al of email: @
I'm going running in the heat, too. The artifical kind pumped out by a furnace powered by fossil fuels.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 11:55 Comment 170631
KP of SD email: @
Hi Ya, swoosh. My tentative plan is to take a couple athletes out there to ride the Century Saturday. Perhaps take Mrs KP and spend the weekend. Maybe hit up the Riveria like we did back in the mid 80s. Probably get to know every person at the pool on Sunday. Get a party going. Things will probably get wild. That's how we roll ....

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 11:54 Comment 170630
ironmanny of sd email: @
I'm going running in the San Diego heat. Prolly close to 80 right now in Poway.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 11:53 Comment 170629
E of email: @
KP mang, the dood shows a photo of his Frankenfoot and then proceeds to ass ta leather it for like 80 straight days.....freak of genetics I'm tellin you

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 11:53 Comment 170628
Al of email: @
Hubby's fave part of Project Runway is when Heidi sends them away. In a German accent, he yells, "And now you will recieve the Heidi Klum kiss of death!"

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 11:52 Comment 170627
ironmanny of sd email: @
kp is going sunbathing in a leather thong and beating his stick??? Have fun at Blacks Beach dude. :o)

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 11:51 Comment 170626
KP of SD email: @
Hey bro, I love it when you speak to me in that tone. LOVE IT MANG!!

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 11:50 Comment 170625
E of email: @
Fine! Please say no more and leave the runway! GOOD DAY!

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 11:50 Comment 170624
swoosh! of starlite email: @
KP, are you going to Palm Springs for the century?

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 11:47 Comment 170623
ST of @ email: @
RIP THE QUADS OFF THE FEMUR KEV!!!!!!!

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 11:47 Comment 170622
E of email: @
ST, whatdoyasay you and me go fer Project Runway this summer? Put in some camo and leather to go with the boobs and stuff...or no? I dunno

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 11:46 Comment 170621
KP of SD email: @
I am off to sit in the sun for a couple hours. I'll be sitting on a small piece of leather, that's well put together and be kinda hunched up over a couple bull horn bars. Get some Vitamin D3 going on the back while the legs turn the cranks! YOU CAN'T BEAT THAT WITH A STICK!

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 11:41 Comment 170620
ST of @ email: @
Haaa! KP..man always looking on the bright side!!! Sissy...From what I know of you, Im certain you put as much care and concern into the education you provided for them, as you could. Their behavior should not and does not reflect negetively on you.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 11:38 Comment 170619
KP of SD email: @
Al, will the young men have bikes or trainers where they are going? They might as well put their butts to the leather. That's going to be more comfortable than putting it to some other use.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 11:36 Comment 170618
KP of SD email: @
Sissy, sorry to hear about this.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 11:28 Comment 170617
Al of email: @
I know Sissy is really heart broken by this. She considers all of her students to be "her kids".

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 11:20 Comment 170616
sissy of az email: @
I agree. I thought they had their acts together and lives on track. evidentally they will be spending the next 10 years in a permanent location.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 11:19 Comment 170615
Tim Geithner of @ email: @
Opps! That $43k was just an inadvertent accounting error. Really...I swear.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 10:46 Comment 170614
E of email: @
Sadly it only takes one half mastermind and a couple of drones to foment evil doing... Its all fun and income until a young child or elderly person gets burned to death because they can't respond quickly to the illegal fire setting

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 10:28 Comment 170613
sissy of az email: @
I know for a fact that 2 of those boys are not smart enough to mastermind the scheme. they are followers. I am still angry, in shock and very sad.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 10:21 Comment 170612
E of email: @
mang there's nuthin better than when they finally catch creeps like that

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 10:01 Comment 170611
swoosh! of starlite email: @
Ten dollars an hour?!!! Can that be right?!

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 9:51 Comment 170610
Al of email: @
WTF, Sissy????

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 9:46 Comment 170609
sissy of az email: @
sadly, 3 of those men were once my students and I am in absolute shock.

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 9:44 Comment 170608
sissy of az email: @
http://www.myfoxphoenix.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail?contentId=8247227&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 8:29 Comment 170607
Wise dubbya channeling Scotty of Nashville email: @
"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again."—Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 8:29 Comment 170606
E of email: @
I thought of applying for that job Al, but 6 months is too short

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 8:14 Comment 170605
sissy of az email: @
MMMMMMMMMMMMM, my boss just brought me a giant cinammon roll from the fair grounds! its still warm.....

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 7:57 Comment 170604
Steve Colbert of DC Correspondents Dinner email: @
The Bush administration isn't sinking like the titanic. Its soaring, soaring like the Hindenburg!

Date: Wednesday January 14th, 2009 7:54 Comment 170603
Dubbya of DC email: @
First " Mission Accomplished!"

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